I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. Tis Pity, She's A Wh*re. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies. Blair Not bad work. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala yeah, I'm gonna make you guys [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]. Her time at Gigantic Studios increased her love for film production, but she will always be a television fanatic above all. They want a simplified life for . When you are ready to print, please highlight, copy, and paste into a document. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. And for those few who arent legacies, the pressures are no less. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a days worth of buzz. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Party Guest: So, Nate, started thinking about college? Find a character or situation that you can relate too. A monologue from the TV show GOSSIP GIRL. I wanted it to be special. You Don't Grant Birthday Wishes, Do You? GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. Wanna come? Things happen. Save some trees, have a blog. Search through . Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. Serena No, that's not what I mean. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny in a red dress with the red hands to match. [Nate, his father, Howie, and another guest are standing together]. Thanks for the photo, Mel! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Number One Fan. Asher is gay and I have the correspondence to prove it. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse's station and looks into a patient's room]. Rufus Maybe if musicians would get off their blogs and picked up their guitars then music business would be in better shape. [EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her]. Just Another Girl on . And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. Rufus Luckily, staple guns are old-school. Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Dad, this is Serena. Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. And Jenny used up all the invites. GG: Serenas visit was short. GG: Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite. [Blair picks up a piece of sushi from Nate's plate]. Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? A KLINGON IN LOVE: Arlen is just your average klingon at a Star Trek Convention and he . But I can't do that forever. Well, that means you've taught me the meaning of love, it's expanding, always. Barbara Nitke/HBO Max. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. I told you I love parties. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. These are Blair's wisest quotes. They prefer other gentlemen. Description: A girl on Halloween encounters someone with a really cool and realistic costume. Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you. Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. So what the hell. Actually kinda was. To call the series "woke" feels reductive. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivys. 13. vagabondeluxe 5 mo. I was this shy sweet girl who talked to the people I knew. 11. Blair learns the hard and sad lesson that loving someone doesn't always mean that it's a good idea to be in a relationship with them. The path not taken can become a road trip. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPREYS - DAN'S BEDROOM - Dan is looking at the blog of 'Gossip Girl']. Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. Nate Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Serena Erik, I know I've been a terrible sister. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). This one looks like a scorcher. But the first day of 6th grade changed us both. If you're in your 40's, don't choose a monologue for a young ingenue. Rather than shy away from this fact, though, Emily in Paris meets its heroine's "basic bitch" status head on. Genre: Comedic. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did B think S would go down without a fight? Gossip Girl: You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. In fact, in Chuck's case, there was no love lost when helet his father fall from a building to his death. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute. Well, The Next Time You, Talk To God, Would You Ask Him To Send My Boyfriend Back To. Jenny Come on, Dan. That's why you make us go to private schools. See for yourselves. 2x25 when she tells Chuck she loves him so much it consumes her, it's peak acting moment from Leighton. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. [They get into the cab, Nate watches them leave, Blair and Chuck stand outside too]. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. Especially if its the middle one. Maybe it won't be so bad. I had to go. Blair knows that accomplishments and accolades don't always prove intelligence and that there's a lot more to someone than their degrees. Everythings closed on Christmas. A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. GG: If I were you, S., Id be worried. Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. So I moved on. Title mentioned by Jason Sudeikis during his opening monologue Friends with Benefits (2011) Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. Someone pour that man a drink. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. And not this week. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. Length: Each monologue is about 4 - 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner. "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. And when she started her monologue i didn't realize it was like a moment.. it felt so random and out of place. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. [Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school], [They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]. Chuck Eh have a glass of champagne, please? WhileBlair and Serena do maintain their close relationship and become even more supportive and loyal to each other by the series finale, their friendship is pretty shaky at this point in the story. Go, I'm gonna be fine. Mine was funny and kind. Jenny So, you said you wanted to talk. Chuck: Victory party, here, tomorrow night. It's been good for her. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Dont believe me? "Summer Kisses Winter Tears" - Elvis Presley. Blair You are now. I'm gonna go out. View planetclaireTVs profile on Facebook, View PlanetclaireOrgs profile on Google+. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. Other times, Blair sees life in her own unique way. Hm why so thirsty, S? With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. It'll be like she doesn't exist. [Blair looks down at her outfit and grimaces at the slight jab at her weight, but doesn't let her mother know it.]. Gossip Girl: Whats the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked, UESForever. Dan: There isn't going to be anybody up here. Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. 100% found this document useful, Mark this document as useful, 0% found this document not useful, Mark this document as not useful, According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only, Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Ce, W.A.S.P. Wearing his trademark scarf. Since until 12 hours ago everyone thought you were at boarding school. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. I just feel bad for Serena she'll really miss you. Blair What is she doing here? XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. Hear me, you gamblers! [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. Is that you? They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it." Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. I uhm, actually already had plans. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. Gossip Girl: Whoever thought monarchy was dead didnt realize it just changed ZIP codes. have a holly jolly Christmas. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. Rachel has worked with several media outlets and written television reviews featured on Rotten Tomatoes. GG: Another bomb lands in Blairs lap. GG: Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. [INT THE HUMPHREY'S ART GALLERY - Rufus is working, Lily walks in]. Nate Look, I don't know how to say this or if it's even the right thing to do but ehm there's something I need to tell you. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Striving becomes obsession. bags in hand. Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Humiliated, party of one. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? GG: Weekend Update: A same-sex kiss hasnt caused this much controversy since Britney and Madonna. Who doesn't love a five-finger discount. Hi! Someone just leaked my diary to Gossip Girl. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. "There were definitely trepidations in . Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. What, they haven't let him out yet? Its Christmas time in the city. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. you know you love me. Top Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Or will he end up with another victim? Thanks for the photo, Mel. All Monologues; Popular Types: Popular: Women; Men; Teens; Kids; Comedic; Contemporary; Shakespeare; Explore Great Comedic Monologues. Blair is understandably tired and stressed out about her mom's always changing love life and doesn't want to see her mom hurt again. Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands . 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. They should be framed or something. Blair I knew it! I need your help. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. [Dan shows Lily a flyer for his dad's concert]. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - Jenny and Dan are standing in front of a mirror, getting ready to go out]. Very cool, looking hot, number nine! Blair often tells Serena why she is or isn't a solid friend, proving Blair's loyalty, compassion, and strong belief that people need to be there at all times if they're going to call each other pals. Grab your shades and your sunblock. MONOLOGUE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Status report people. 1. And apparently not very sweet. The sun will come out tomorrow. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. You know you love me. There's a lot of mixed messages inGossip Girl, as the show thrived on chaos and controversy. I saw the invitation on the nightstand. While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Suitable for: PG 16. I told you I love parties. Sadly for Linda, she has never . They do besties better then anyone. Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. Actor 1. We never thought wed say this ourselves I'm Dan Humphrey. Now that he and S are over so are his 15 minutes. XOXO Gossip Girl. Lily You're sure it's not some ploy your using my daughter to get to me? Jenny Here, I made you one during free period but anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. Chauffeur: Where to, Mr. Bass? Why didn't you save me any? Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. GG: Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. Unburdening. But everyone knows Serena. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. GG Monologue. "The Young Girl and the Monsoon" by James Ryan. Chuck I love this town. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. She was the only person who spoke to me. You know, it's actually kinda sad. So until next time, you know you love me. Gossip Girl: Created by Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz. Blair: Excuse me, Captain. The Upper East Siders had their world turned upside down on more than one occasion, but all it takes is one person to make everything feel right again. Erik Really? [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 24, 2007, 3:15:23 PM, HELP: EMERGENCY. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. Lucky for Lonely Boy theres more than one fable filling our inbox. One good scandal deserves another. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. Where the only thing bazaar are the donated items for sale. And give them the means to knock her down. GG: Spotted skating at Wollman Rink: the Blair Capades. [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. Dan Well, you look good, Jen. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. You will find that the monologues listed here are a good mash up of both comedy and drama monologue pieces. Nate I can do it, I can open it. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. I always knew there was something! Too bad for her theres school on Monday. ], [Dan gets another text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:44 PM, 911, 4 REAL PLEASE. Nate will wait. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Unless you want us to wait for you. Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. Upper East Side Queens aren't born at the top. Bart: I know how you like Florida. [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck is still trying to kiss Jenny, Dan runs over to them], [Dan walks over to Chuck who pushes him away]. They might all have more money than they know what to do with, but while money is important, it's true that it isn't everything. Howie: His mother wouldn't hear of it. Its just allergies. Uhm, look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper they didn't accuse him of having a foot-fetish. Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. I'll see you at school tomorrow. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here and I have the biggest news ever. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. Look for her. Quotes from Gossip Girl. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you? Season one is split into two parts: Part One and Part Two, each having six episodes. 9. Gossip Girl fans love Blair Waldorf's strength, intelligence, and sense of style, including those preppy headbands. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little. Since this is a monologue, I decided to look up instea. Blair and Serena's Gossip Girl friendship has twists and turns, rivaling some of the show's biggest plot twists for keeping fans on the edge of their seats. Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. More Secrets. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Chuck enters, shoves some women aside], [Chuck walks over to Serena who is having another Martini]. I miss you. They, along with the rest of the Upper East Siders, provided some deep insight about friendship, thatviewerscan still relate to, ten years later. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. And you know who loves parties? Per WaPo: In a monologue filled with references to his abiding use of marijuana, the actor, who went on the show to promote his upcoming movie "Champions," said he read a script where "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in . He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Blair: School so I guess she's back for good. [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . We hear its best served cold. Like, if I blew her off to hang out with Kyle she would be like, "Why didn't you call me back!?". Please just trust me. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]. "Because I'm nice. Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. Gossip Girl: Theres plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. [Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called 'The Captain']. Rufus: So, uh, Allisons leaving. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Isabel: Someone saw Serena get off a train at Grand Central. Truth is, I never went to bed. RELATED: Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. I think it may be for the best. 15. Gossip Girl. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . Sasha used to be good friends with Miss Popularity at her school. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its Christmas in New York. [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest 'Gossip Girl' entry on their cell phones]. Aya has been a freelance writer since 2014 and has written about topics ranging from pop culture to travel, parenting, and dating and relationships. Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Nate Thanks for meeting me. XOXO Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl. Doing who knows what with god knows who Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers.
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